Reg Writes
2. Fur He’s A Jolly Good Fellow
Hello again. Reg here and I’m in a tabby-tastic kinda mood. You see, Clive, my owner, has just installed a new boiler in the house and has set it to maximum to run it in. The house is so lovely and warm, it’s like being on holiday! I can sit on my tartan cushion all day which is one of my all-time favourite hobbies. Clive thinks I’m just being lazy and is always moaning. You see, he’s just started his own fitness campaign. I see him coming in from the gym or football looking red-faced and worn-out. What's the point? I already have the purrrrfect figure. And, even if I didn’t, my thick winter coat tends to cover up any unsightly bulges!
Better go, it’s mealtime, my fourth snack of the day. I think I’ll have the chicken in gravy. Byeeee.
Q: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
A: There was some money in the kitty!