Reg Writes
6. Paws For Thought
Howdy humans,
Sorry for the delay - it's been ages since I last wrote, but unfortunately, I've not been too well. You see I went to the vets to have my teeth cleaned. Routine stuff so they said. But the annath ... anaest... the stuff that makes you go to sleep didn't agree with me. I had to stay in hospital on a drip for ages and when I woke up I was blind. Pesky vets...never liked them.
But don't feel sad for me cos, after a bit of getting used to things, I am now having the time of my life. For starters, it's Summer and I am really enjoying the hot weather and the garden. And boy am I getting lots more attention from Clive. He thinks he's been teaching me how to walk round the house and garden - he has this book. But I have a brilliant memory of the whole layout. And with my wonder whiskers and my tabby-tastic sense of smell, it's simpler than next door's dog to know where I'm going.
That doesn't stop me from pulling a fast one on my owner. Now and then, I pretend I'm not sure where to go to trick Clive into giving me extra treats for finding my way round. It's naughty really, but when there's ham at stake, I'm in the mewwwd to do anything!
Have a lovely summer!
What is sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?
A: A cat-a-meringue!